{"id":154,"date":"2006-01-25T11:33:53","date_gmt":"2006-01-25T15:33:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sorocabana.net\/wp\/?p=154"},"modified":"2019-07-12T18:43:15","modified_gmt":"2019-07-12T22:43:15","slug":"risky_metaphori","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sorocabana.net\/thoughts\/2006\/01\/risky_metaphori\/","title":{"rendered":"Risky metaphorical headlines&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, talk about using smart-assed headlines and titles for your blog postings&#8230; Last year I posted <a title=\"Forced Lesbianism\" href=\"http:\/\/www.sorocabana.net\/pintando\/2005\/07\/forced_lesbiani\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">this in my photoblog<\/a> with the title &#8220;Forced Lesbianism&#8221;&#8230; Little did I know at the moment that it would make me a celebrity. In the Middle East, that is&#8230; Thanks to Google and their &#8220;smart&#8221; (insert tongue-in-cheek here) search engine, if you <a href=\"http:\/\/images.google.com\/images?q=forced+lesbianism&amp;hl=en&amp;btnG=Search+Images\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">search for those keywords<\/a> in the <strong>Images<\/strong> section my site is the only one that comes up&#8230;. Repeat with me: &#8220;Wow!&#8221; Dubious honor, to say the least. (if you use the same keywords in the <strong>Web<\/strong> section, my page is somewhere in page 8 or 9, in case you are curious)<br \/>\nI mentioned my celebrity status in the Middle East thanks to that, cough! cough!, innocent entry, right? I&#8217;m not making this up, ask the NSA if you don&#8217;t believe me, they know (not sure if that last one is a joke or a reason to cry.) Now, when checking my site stats, I invariably find that most of the hits for that entry come from, get this, Saudi Arabia, Iran, Irak, Qatar, Syria, Jordan, Yemen&#8230; Funny. What gives? I&#8217;ve been pondering about this ever since I noticed the pattern. My laymen&#8217;s sociological theory is that many guys there (and\/or gals, who knows, really) are much more visually oriented than people in the West. They would go to Google and search for those keywords, but, rather than using the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?hl=en&amp;lr=&amp;q=forced+lesbianism&amp;btnG=Search\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Web Section<\/a>, where the entry is buried deep in the results, they would go directly to the <strong>Image<\/strong> tab and voila!, they would fall into the one and only site listed there as of today, mine. <em><strong>Google, the last frontier&#8230;<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\nI&#8217;ll leave it to the experts to figure that sociological glitch out&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, talk about using smart-assed headlines and titles for your blog postings&#8230; Last year I posted this in my photoblog with the title &#8220;Forced Lesbianism&#8221;&#8230; Little did I know at the moment that it would make me a celebrity. In &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sorocabana.net\/thoughts\/2006\/01\/risky_metaphori\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-154","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-just-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sorocabana.net\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sorocabana.net\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sorocabana.net\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sorocabana.net\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sorocabana.net\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=154"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.sorocabana.net\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":436,"href":"https:\/\/www.sorocabana.net\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154\/revisions\/436"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sorocabana.net\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=154"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sorocabana.net\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=154"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sorocabana.net\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}