{"id":131,"date":"2005-11-13T11:10:38","date_gmt":"2005-11-13T15:10:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sorocabana.net\/wp\/?p=131"},"modified":"2005-11-13T11:10:38","modified_gmt":"2005-11-13T15:10:38","slug":"red_phones_dire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sorocabana.net\/thoughts\/2005\/11\/red_phones_dire\/","title":{"rendered":"Red phones; Direct lines; God&#8217;s Fast-track"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\">\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sorocabana.net\/thoughts\/red_phone_box_thumb.jpg\" height=\"262\" width=\"350\" border=\"1\" hspace=\"4\" vspace=\"4\" alt=\"Red Phone Box Thumb\" style=\"imagen\" \/><\/div>\n<p>If I was religious, and for religious I mean dogmatic, churchgoing, smiling-backpatting-backstabber-handshaker, you know, one of those that give lip service to God while attending a social club with tax exemptions, and\/or make a business of that lip service, I would really, really want to be Pat Robertson&#8217;s best friend. The man not only is a genius in marketing, he does have a direct phone line with the Highest&#8230; (By the way, I found his secret phone cabin but it is encoded with Pat&#8217;s retinal image&#8230; Damn!! -oops, sorry God&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<blockquote style=\"font-family:Arial;font-size:12pt;\"><p>\nI&#8217;d like to say to the good citizens of Dover: If there is a disaster in your area, don&#8217;t turn to God; you just rejected him from your city. And don&#8217;t wonder why he hasn&#8217;t helped you when problems begin, if they begin. I&#8217;m not saying they will, but if they do, just remember, you just voted God out of your city. And if that&#8217;s the case, don&#8217;t ask for his help because he might not be there.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>\n<span style=\"font-family:Arial;font-size:12pt;\"><br \/>\n<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-family:Arial;font-size:12pt;text-decoration:underline;\"><strong><em>And no, I&#8217;m not a atheist.<br \/>\n<br \/><\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If I was religious, and for religious I mean dogmatic, churchgoing, smiling-backpatting-backstabber-handshaker, you know, one of those that give lip service to God while attending a social club with tax exemptions, and\/or make a business of that lip service, I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sorocabana.net\/thoughts\/2005\/11\/red_phones_dire\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-131","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-commentary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sorocabana.net\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sorocabana.net\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sorocabana.net\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sorocabana.net\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sorocabana.net\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=131"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sorocabana.net\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sorocabana.net\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sorocabana.net\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sorocabana.net\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}