{"id":110,"date":"2005-10-17T16:32:28","date_gmt":"2005-10-17T20:32:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sorocabana.net\/wp\/?p=110"},"modified":"2005-10-17T16:32:28","modified_gmt":"2005-10-17T20:32:28","slug":"spreading_the_w","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sorocabana.net\/thoughts\/2005\/10\/spreading_the_w\/","title":{"rendered":"Spreading the word&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\">\n<strong>Official Announcement:<br \/>\n<\/strong><br \/>\nThe government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government&#8217;s political stance.<br \/>\nA condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you&#8217;re actually being screwed.<br \/>\nDamn, it just doesn&#8217;t get more accurate than that!<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Govt Seal 1.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sorocabana.net\/archives\/Govt%20Seal%201.jpg\" width=\"30%\"  \/><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Govt Seal 2.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sorocabana.net\/archives\/Govt%20Seal%202.jpg\" width=\"30%\" \/>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Official Announcement: The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government&#8217;s political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sorocabana.net\/thoughts\/2005\/10\/spreading_the_w\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-110","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-just-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sorocabana.net\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sorocabana.net\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sorocabana.net\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sorocabana.net\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sorocabana.net\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=110"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sorocabana.net\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sorocabana.net\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sorocabana.net\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sorocabana.net\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}